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Secretary   Mr. President, Condoleezza Rice is here to see you.

 George      Good. Send her in.

 Secretary   Yes, sir.

 Condi        Goodmorning, Mr. President.

 George      Condoleezza! Nice to see you. What’s happening?

 Condi        Well Mr. President, I have the report here about the new leader in China

 George      Great Condi. Lay it on me.

 Condi        Mr. President, Hu is the new leader of  China.

 George      Well, that’s what I want to know.

 Condi        Well, that’s what I’m telling you, Mr. President.

 George      Well, that’s what I’m asking you, Condi. Who is the new leader of  China?

 Condi        Yes.

 George      I mean the fellow’s name.

 Condi        Hu.

 George      The guy in  China.

 Condi        Hu.

 George      The new leader of China .

 Condi        Hu.

 George      The Chinaman!

 Condi        Hu is leading China , Mr. President.

 George      Whaddya’ asking me for?

 Condi        I’m telling you Hu is leading China .

 George      Well, I’m asking you, Condi. Who is leading China ?

 Condi        That’s the man’s name.

 George      That’s who’s name?

 Condi        Yes.

 George      Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of  China?

 Condi        Yes, sir.

 George      Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in  China? I thought he was in the

 Condi        That’s correct, sir.

 George      Then who is in China?

 Condi        Yes, sir.

 George      Yassir is in China?

 Condi        No, sir.

 George      Then who is?

 Condi        Yes, sir.

 George      Yassir?

 Condi        No, sir.

 George      Condi you’re starting to piss me off now and it’s not because you’re black neither. I need to know the name of the new leader of  China.
So want you to get me the Secretary General of the United Nations on the phone.

 Condi        Kofi Anan?

 George      No, thanks. And Condi, call me George. Stop with that ebonics crap.

 Condi        You want Kofi?

 George      No.

 Condi        You don’t want Kofi.

 George      No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk.
And then get me the U.N.

 Condi        Yes, sir.

 George      Not Yassir! The guy at the United Nations.

 Condi        Kofi?

 George      Milk! Will you please make that call?

 Condi        And call who?

George      Well,who is the guy at the U.N?

Condi        No, Hu is the guy in  China.

George      Will you stay out of China?!

Condi        Yes, sir.

 eorge      And stay out of the

Condi        Kofi.

 George      All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get  him on the phone.
(Condi picks up the phone)

 Condi        Hello Rice, here.

George      Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in  China. And the

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